When someone you hate unfriends you on Facebook..

you’d be like: “bitch why did you unfriend me? I should’ve done it earlier than you, you fucktard. I don’t know why I even added you. Sorry I was just too lazy to unfriend you at first.”

nagparaya:

15. How to stop your yawn.

The next time you’re tired and let out a yawn, touch your tongue. It’s impossible to yawn if you touch your tongue!

14. Cracking your knuckles isn’t so bad after all.

Remember when your mom scolded you for cracking your knuckles? “You’re knuckles will get fat…

OMG I LEARNED SOMETHING TODAY. JUST NOW. LOL

ADVICE - (NOUN) Suggestion for something

ADVISE - (VERB)  To give advice